Goddag, yer fannies!

Subject: Goddag, yer fannies! Fri Feb 19, 2010 3:46 am

Name Mathias ~~Lauridsen~~ Sørensen*/Kingdom of Denmark/ Kongeriget Danmark. You can call me King of the Nordics and I'll also answer to Your Majesty. That's just a reminder, thanks!
Age oh come on ya'll they're just numbers. 1,400? I mean, I've been around since forever, seriously, traded with grandpa Rome and all. As long as I'm older than Sverige I'm not bothered though.
Hobbies discovering new things, viking raids woo hoo (boy, were they fun or where they fun?), colonising (yeah sorry about that England, no hard feelings eh?), Empire building, welfare, parties parties parties! Norway (totally counts as a hobby and a full-time job, is all I'm sayin'), messing with Sweden, being pretty badass
Likes beer!!, danish rap (stop laughing!!!!), copenhagen, when drinks are on Sweden!, Sweden!! messing with Sweden, 1809 (take that Sverige ha ha haha man that was a good year), NORWAY , Finland (he's a cute kid), Iceland I guess (wait...doesn't he owe me money?) Faroe Islands (wait...who?), Greenland (oh that one owes me money too! got all my oil though), The Kalmar Union!!, monarchy, Queen Margrethe I (and she was hawt), Queen Margrethe II, Cnut the Great was cool too, vikings fuck yeah!!, pastries, Tycho Brache (I had nothing to do with that drunk moose I swear!!), cigarettes, Hans Christian Andersen!!
Dislikes when Norge ignores me, Napoleon (that frog-eating tit made me divorce Norway!!), Treaty of Kiel!!,hmmm...the German occupation wasn't cool, having lost Schleswig and Holstein, IKEA godamnit

Hei, that's me!!
I was born...well, I dunno exactly when, all I know is that Germania was my great-uncle. There wasn't really much to do alone, so I grabbed my younger siblings and went off for the world. Roughed up...well, pretty much everyone, was godamn pretty badass. Everyone was peeing their pants, so they were (I can see your disapproving look from here, Norge, stop it, doesn't suit ya).

I settled down a bit, because y'know, y'can't be doin' that forever, is all I'm saying. My kings were all good to me and after kicking some arse (yeah!!) here and there and my queen uniting all my brothers in my house I became the chief of the Kalmar Union. Everyone had to do what I say. It was BLISS.
Then Sverige and Fin just left the house. Just like that. Those bastards!!!
So it was me and Norge from then on, and we got along just fine, eh? I had it off with Sweden, that Judas that he was, in the Kalmar War and totally beat him too. Though then he fought back and got Skåne from me. Not cool at all.
Then there was a lot of wars when Norge and I completely rocked (yeah!!) and some it which we...well, didn't rock as much as we normally did and we sort of found out that our treasuries were empty and soon we had to break up at the Treaty of Kiel (he still loves me silly, doesn't want to admit it though).
Then there was all that thing with Prussia and eh, I had to start working on welfare fast and decided that hell, I might be neutral for a while.

((ooc:guys guys it's me! also idecided to change his last name since Bernd is a first name apparently!))

Subject: Re: Goddag, yer fannies! Fri Feb 19, 2010 6:51 am

Oh hi Denmark! It's so fun to see you again! ...w-what? Cute? *embarrassed*

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((OH LMAO THAT 1809 PART MADE ME LAUGH. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Love you.
Also, I abused my Admin/Mod powers and gave ju the å in Skåne. ; )
And yeah, this last name is way cooler, it's so... DANISH. ))

Subject: Re: Goddag, yer fannies! Fri Feb 19, 2010 7:19 am

Wow, you look like a totally fun person! I guess maybe I can get over my shyness to talk to you, tak?

Subject: Re: Goddag, yer fannies! Fri Feb 19, 2010 1:01 pm

Finland:
Of course yer cute! and ye've got a nice ass!

((hahah thanks XDD so chuffed for this man))

Poland:
I say we should hang out!! or as they say in your country 'absolutnie'?

((Hiya!!! I'm actually a Polish native speaker since my dad is Polish so if you ever have any questions regarding history or language I'm here :DD))

Subject: Re: Goddag, yer fannies! Fri Feb 19, 2010 5:12 pm

Totalnie! We should go drinking

((Oooooooooooh my God, really? *wide sparkly eyes* I've really been trying to learn the language, but I have no way to.))

Guest

Szia Denmark! Hello!

It's so good to see you here. We shall have to play soccer together again sometime, igen?

[Most of the information I've found about Hungary and Denmark's relationship is sports related. I can actually picture them sitting on a couch and watching sports together. XD]

Subject: Re: Goddag, yer fannies! Sun Feb 21, 2010 12:02 pm

HUNGARY! good to see you, hen!

We will certainly have to, hopefully my team will grow a pair by then, eh?

((haha totally, and they would get ridiculous excited and throw bowls of crisps around lol))

Guest

-Laughs-

Igen! Igen!

We would enjoy the challenge!

[Pffft. That's the exact picture I had in my head! They'd be yelling at the TV and everything too! XD]