HAY GUYS

Name: Alfred F. Jones, but you'll know me as the US OF A
Age: I look 19, and people think I'm around 230, but I'm actually more like 445 years old - because I'm not an OLD MAN like England! Haha!
Hobbies: I spend a lot of time saving everyone else, because I'm a HERO! Also I play a lot of video games, eating (especially at McDonald's! Gotta be the best taste ever!), making awesome movies, sports, reading comics, quick-draw, archaeology, adventures, and changing the spellings of words to make them better!
Likes: Justice, freedom, heroes! Junk food, especially HAMBURGERS! Happy endings, helping other people, making friends with whales, horror films, being the hero and saving the day! I love my boss too!
Dislikes: Assessing the situation, gaining weight, horror films (ahaha!), recessions...
Tell Us About Yourself: I am cheerful, energetic, and always there to help you out (well, most of the time). People say I need to learn to "read the atmosphere", whatever that means, but whatever it is I'm probably pretty good at it already! They also say I don't know my own strength, but I'm not sure what that means either. I get confused when they say my world maps don't have the whole world in - why would they be called 'WORLD maps' if they didn't have the whole world in?!

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Hey from Plymouth, England lol
A lot of you already know me as Alt/ Gups, so it's great to see you guys again! As for new people, NICE TO MEET YOU!
I reckon America's hyper personality will suit me quite well. =w=

Oh! Alfred! It's so nice to see you again!
I think you should come and try my Hesburger some time, you would love it!
And thank you for lending me all that money back then, I hope you still remember I repaid all of it now in these times... But yes, you really should come eat at Hesburger...! And I'll show you all my nice polar bears!

WELCOOOOME <33333

Hey you We should totally go party sometime!

Ah, hello Alfred. You seem quite well as always...
Ummm... you probably even don't know where my country is... not to speak of having it on your "World map"

*falls into the room, completely drunk after spending all afternoon in the pub* AMERRICCAAA! *sobs loudly* WHYYYYY! YOU IDIOTTT!!!

America san... You need to give back those video games I lent you about half a year ago . .

ALTTT. I missed you so muchh. I guess we'll unfortunately not be druggie buddies between Pakistan and Japan, but we'll still be like BFFs, right?

Hola~ I'm glad you could join us!

You owe me for that damned war. /stare.

Hallo Amerika. Hn, I remember when you were still a little nation.

Anyway, you did well in the Olympics, though don't stay so smug.

Hello, dear neighbour. Nice to see you. *smile*

And I agree with Norway, no need to bring up the Olympics...

@Tino: What's a Hesburger? Never heard of it!
@Poland: I'm always up for a party!
@Estonia: Hey there, man! *Completely doesn't know who you are*
@England: ... *Sigh, small smile* Good to see you again, England.
@Japan: Ooooh, but your games are kick-ass! Can't I just have 'em for a little longer? I've almost completed them! (Yeah we can be ttl bffs, 'nd then maybe OCs will open up once we've got enough canon characters, I could take up a second accoutn as Alt and then we can totally be druggie buddies again XD)
@Spain: Good to see you again! =D
@Norway: Ahahaha! The Olympics! I was unstoppable!
@Russia: You know, I can see you from Alaska!

*makes his way over to him, grabbing his shirt and shaking violently* WHYYYYYY?!!! AMERICA YOU IDIOTT!! YOU WANKERRR!! *wails louder*

*Holds England's wrists still, pauses, then pulls him closer and puts an arm around him so he can hold him still with one arm, and starts stroking his hair with his free hand*

*smiles* Hello again Alfred.

Hesburger is my own better version of your mc donalds! You should come visit and I'll take you to one~!

Alfred! How is it at your place? Sorry for beating the New York Rangers once more, but you'll have to admit it - my Toronto Maple Leafs were the better team! Or they are the better team.

Say .. can you please tell everyone that I'm not you?! It's getting very frustrating, eh! And stop saying that I'm your 51th state! I'm an independent country ... Remember?


(Gaah, America! F*ck yeah! North American action to come, right?!)